In my wildest dream REALITY!!

The Madame Dictator of the Fashion Universe will be appearing on The Late Show with David Letterman come Monday, August 24th to promote her work in The September Issue. Think about it... with Anna's (rightfully) pompous-nuclear-diva temper, a live TV Audience, and David's innate snarky personality... shits gonna go down! This. Will. Be. Fucking. Uh-mazing. It's pretty much what I've been waiting for in my 21 years of existence. I don't know who's gonna get their ass shredded - it could go both ways - but what I do know is that this is a MUST WATCH event!! This must and will be a throw-down to go down in the books! If not, I'm gonna strangle someone. Dead serious.

But my excitement for a roast-sesh doesn't stop there! No, sir. I am crossing my fingers, buying a lucky rabbits foot, and throwing a penny in a fountain in hopes that The Gawker's "Top 10 Career-Killing Things Anna Wintour Could Say on Letterman List" comes true!!

10. If I spend $200K on a photo shoot and the pictures aren't up to my standards then I'm just not going to use them. Who is going to stop me?

9. Of course that cunt Meryl Streep is not welcome in my magazine.

8. ... and that is how the nanny finally got my little Bee potty trained.

7. I injured my shoulder fighting off a PETA protester, and I still can't extend my right arm above my head. That is why I must take a town car rather than hail a taxi.

6. You'd better be nice to me, because André Leon Talley is waiting outside. His wrists may be limp, but he packs a punch.

5. No, it's not too bright in here, the sunglasses just hide the tears of loneliness.

4. It's just inhumane to ask us to live without our Orangina.

3. David, your son is too fat.

2. Well, if designers have to use sweatshops, that's fine with me. You can do whatever you want to the workers, as long as the clothes are still gorgeous.

1. Vogue could never survive without me.

Sweet Baby Jesus, grant me this one thing!!! Por favor. I promise I'll trick-or-treat for Unicef, drink all the wounded soldiers at parties, and damn it, I'll even be nicer to Karlitos Lagerfeld! But please for all that is awesome, let this be the spectacle that I hope for it to be!!

P.S.

Just in case you've been living under a rock, here's the trailer to The Devil Wears Prada said film: