Why damn it, whyyyyy!!!!!???? Does Karlitos have no shame? Wait, let me retract that last question- it's rhetorical. But then again, Baptiste had it coming. I warned him. I told him that something like this would happen if he had daily doses of Lagerfeld but nooo he didn't listen. First Teddy Bear Karl and now Model Karl? I didn't want to say anything (because I'm crazy as is) but now I must: Karl has been secretly building himself an army of Lagerfelditrons. Yes, LAGERFELDITRONS!! So all those things you read about the world ending in 2012- they're actually all caused by KARL and his army of brainwashed douches/skanks. The Mayans knew it, that one Asian philosopher knew it, Anna Wintour and the other fashion whohaha's knew it, and now it is evident that the end is unraveling right before our eyes! Sweet baby Jesus. Ok, Ok... I may have gone a little bit overboard with this one BUT you get the picture on the severity of this fuckery. Damn it, Baptiste. Please check yourself into some sort of rehab- shit's a no bueno look for you. Word.
No comments:
Post a Comment