I have a problem:

Like my cellphone and wallet, I can't leave the house without my most favored chapstick of all time: Burt's Bees' Wax Lip Balm. I feel naked and anxious otherwise. I don't know if I have an irrational fear of chapped and flaky lips or it has just become a comforting/nervous tick but I always find myself reapplying some BB in 10 minute increments. Hey, some people like to bite their nails, others like to pick at their eyelashes, I... I apply chapstick ok? And you know what, it's definitely not a bad habit to have because my lips are always looking salubriously ravishing. AND check this out, not only is BB loaded with coconut and sunflower oils, rich in vitamins and essential fatty acids that all nourish, condition and soften lips but they're eco friendly too because all their tubes come from other recycled tubes. Baller! So with no hesitation do I highly recommend that you get yourself one too... I mean, unless you like having your lips look like you just ate a powdered sugar doughnut from an AA meeting with Lindsay Lohan. Which btw, is not a good look.