Not only does this Dutch-nectar-of-the-gods go down insanely smoothly but it has a spectacularly badass name to go along with its ultra premium deliciousness. Seriously, "EFFEN"!?? Fucking GLORIOUS!!!! Supposedly it means "balanced" or something of that nature in Dutch but I know from the bottom of my drunken heart that they made that shit up just incase they get into some kind of scuffle with the FDA or whatever governs crap like that. Luckily there seems to be no worries because they gave into the dirty/nasty/canyoublameusforbeingimmature meaning and used it epically in their ads.
If this isn't brilliant marketing than I don't know what is!!?? Again, fucking GLORIOUS!!! It's definitely safe to say that I will be EFFEN a lot this summer (seriously, did ya think I could go without making my own double entendre shindig?!) and every single one of you should too! Hah!