SPOTTED: Karlie dentalKloss

Karlie Kloss and other fashion babes paraded around in designs by the CFDA/Vogue Fund nominees at Casa de Anna Wintour in the Upper East Side yesterday. Now Karlie hasn't been a stranger to an "Eat A Cookie, Damn It!" campaign against her but I always attributed her delicate forever 12 years old centipede frame to her trysts with Peter Pan in Never Ever Land but now that I've come across this picture, I'm starting to think Tinkerbell and Rufio don't exist! Yes, shizznit just got real! Karlie DentalKloss looks like a graduate of the Academy of Nicole Richie, class of 2006.

I know fashionwhohaha's can say it's the angle, the dress, the lighting, or perhaps that drink glass in the shot is actually jumbo-enormous-sized bc it belongs to the Green Giant and Karlie just looks "small" compared to it, but gangstahs, if you can "trick" the camera into looking like the next child, not spokesman, of a Feed The Children guilt trip infomercial, you've got 3 orders of french fries, 5 McDoubles, 7 milkshakes, and 9 bean burritos calling your name asap!! Just sayin'. 

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SPOTTED: yes, SHE can!- the modern rosie the riveter.

Perfect proportions. 

Perfect cohesion of delicate soft and industrial hard.

Perfect. Perfect. PERFECT!!!

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spotted: super modelquin and lover of mine, anja rubik in paris.

All the street style famewhores that linger around during the shows (I would've been one of them) quietly backed off as soon as they caught a glimpse of the celestial goddess that is Anja gliding across the streets of Paris. No one stood a chance against the romantic yet seductively alluring spell of Anja's chicly daring habillements. Perfection!

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SPOTTED: Anna Wintour at Nina Ricci

Who would've thought Anna had a lil craycray hilarity in her.

Glorious!

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SPOTTED: Diddy rocking a kilt.

During his "MTV Crashes Glasgow" performance, Diddy embraced his inner Scotsmen by jamming out with a kilt on stage. Now, Diddy is usually suspect to me but this time around I give him mad props. I think it's damn awesome that he showed his respect to the Scots but also that he worked it in a such a dapperly well executed way. This could have definitely gone all shades of wrong but fortunately (and surprisingly) the kid wore the kilt damn well. I'm sure Marc Jacobs gives him his blessing, too. Epic.

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SPOTTED: Tom Ford dapper in the streets of NYC

I'm already man-crushing on Mr. Tom Ford hard and this just tips me over the edge. I'm pretty much speechless. Can the man look anymore like perfection? Rhetorical question.

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SPOTTED: Ke$ha @ Casio Watch Launch Party

Oh my little Ke$haling, regardless of  how insane in the membrane you are, you never cease to fascinate. Just like viewing The Human Centepede, as much as I want to look away in disgust, I can't help but to be glued on to you in the utmost confusing interest. Those blue lips and matching arm-band? Stroke of genius! But, shame on you for not gracing us with your greasy and trashy tresses that are synonymous with your name. When I want Ke$ha, I want full-on Ke$ha not half assed Ke$ha! Get your act right.

Btw, I may or may not be sarcastic in this post. 

Tricky, tricky.

You decide. 

:P
Another btw... homegirl got 3 MTV Video Music Award nominations today! Congratz.

 

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SPOTTED: Dree Hemingway @ The CFDA Gala.

I'm without a doubt all over Dree's 'love-child-gypsy goes to the office' look. There's something very composed yet whimsical about her get up that I just simply dig. Well played, kiddo. 

Spotted: Mary-Kate @ Burberry Prorsum

Damn guurl, you be looking damn sleek and chic in Londontown. Although the booties might be too wide for you (but with her tiny legs which one wouldn't) I'm definitely all about the trinkets over the leather gloves that you have going on. A perfect 10! And your coat... now that's why tailoring is a must! Justice served. 

SPOTTED: Whorebagdouches without ME @ the CK frontrow.

It is more than obvious that I am unrightfully missing from this lineup. It's a shame or else we'd be the perfect eye candy for all you ladies. Regardless the guys cleaned up pretty damn good... well, minus Leto... but that was expected. 

SPOTTED: Brad Goreski @ the Audi Golden Globe partay

Let's just all take the time to praise this gloriousness...

Brad, you're one modern dapper broseph! I can't even begin to tell you what I love about this sensational outfit. It's seriously flawless. I totally love how he fuses oldschool debonair with modern day edginess. Case and point: The Tom Ford glasses and classic black tie is quintessentially dashing and those Christian Louboutin Rollerball loafers paired with a perfectly fitting jeans is downright á la mode. And can we talk about the immaculate little details!??? Look at the impeccable proportions of the bow tie, the perfectly cut sleeves of his blazer exposing the proper amount of cuff underneath, or even his messy-yet-styled mane, and did I mention those breathtaking studded Louboutin's!!???? Damn, damn, damn, damn, DAYUUUM! Perfectly executed from head to toe. Now, please excuse me while I go get the mop, I just finished melting.

Spotted: Shaun Ross being legit

Fucking glorious!!! I've been a big fan of Shaun for breaking barriers in the fashion scene and now I'm even more a fan for his sick take on fashion. Kid is too phresh! No doubt about it. 

Spotted: Viktor & Rolf @ Frieze frontline

Even though I enjoy their signature GQ debonair look, I'm totally diggin' their fall-friendly getups. Nice to see the boys look comfortable yet still completely styled from head to toe.

Spotted: Mischa @ Herve Leger NYC Fashion Show

She's back, bitches.

Spotted: Perfectly sloppy

I'm totally diggin' the sloppy-yet-perfectly-put-together ensemble and how the coloring of the scarf contrasts insanely well with the simple blue palette. Juxtaposition? Absolutely.

Spotted: Cheech being fierce! (hahaha)

Work. It. Out.

Spotted: Hair Perfection!

Definitely my next style-to-be.

Oh, the dapperness!

Spotted: Stylin au Naturale

You know you've reached style perfection when all you have to do is just stand there & look all gallantly debonair.

Spotted: Cardigan done right!

Classic cardigan bliss.

P.S.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this is a Maison Martin Margiela cardigan from 2 seasons ago. Right?

Spotted: Cassie's half-Shaven mess @ LV's 40th Anniversary Of The Lunar Landing Party

If this is her path to rediscovery, she really needs to bag a new agent & reassess her strategy. Then again, with her head stuck inside Diddy's cookie jar, she has every right to take risks while she tries to become another one of Puff's Baby-Mommas. Whatever the case, the only positive element is that the hairdo gives off the "I'm extremely kinky behind closed doors" vibe (which is totally fine with me).