Umm, so this is totally random, like a lot, but I just got to thinking and I came to the conclusion that I need an albino pet. Nope, you didn't read wrong... I said I wanted an ALBINO pet. I don't even know how I stumbled upon the idea, what goes on in my head is still a mystery to me, but now that I have, I really think an albino little friend would do me right and complete my world. Wait, wait, wait!!! Killer idea in 3...2...1... how about an R. Gratz Albino Petting Zoo of Awesomeness!?? Sweet Baby Jesus! That would be soo choice! SOOOO... in true R. Gratz manner, I went ahead and recruited my ideal candidates to be part of my winter wonderland mafia. They are as follows:
Nicole Kidman, the Albino Deer
Fiefel, the Albino Tiger
Princess Cuddle-Bee, the Albino Koala
Jagger, the Albino Hedgehog
Kooks McGee, the Albino Kookaburra
Rutherford, the Albino Owl
and last but certainly not least...
Regina George, the Albino Peacock
Man oh man, how freaking majestic/phenomenal/astonishing/extraordinary are these amigitos? They are a true testament of how truly wonderful and glorious this world can be. And even better is the fact that they also prove that being unique and different is such a beautiful thing.
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