London Bridge Lady Gaga's fallin' down, fallin' down...

"When Lady CaCa eats floor from wearing fucked up shoes that even the members of KISS think make her look like an asshole, we all win! If you need me I'll be at my craft table making animated flip books of these beautiful pictures to hand out to bitches with the sads who need a potent pick-me-up (pun intended). Prozac can go fuck itself, because Lady CaCa falling at Heathrow Airport is the real cure!"

- Michael K, Dlisted.com