OMZEUS!!! Apparently, the host of Australia's Next Top Model, Sarah Murdoch, announced the wrong winner of the cycle on live Aussie television! Yes, as in EPIC FAIL!!! Although I'm a pretty cynical douche at times, even I say that this is NOT OK! Instead of laughing, my heart totally went out to the mistaken winner. Can you imagine? The feeling of being on top of the world only to come tumbling down because some douchette played the ultimate "just kidding" moment of all time!? PAINFUL! But damn it, power to her! She's a class act all the way and handled this craziness with such grace. If it was me, I would have pulled off some rabid theatrics and stabbed Sarah with my stiletto and then dragged her down the catwalk mercilessly. Yup, I have no shame! So again, bless her lovely heart. Fortunately, the execs have granted her a visit to Manhattan to meet with Elite Model Management and a nice $25,000 pay check to cool down her live TV embarrassment. See, happily ever afters can happen.
BTW, I bet you a Neiman Marcus Cookie that Miss Tyra-nasarous Banks is currently fuming at the mouth and thinking of ways she can trump the Aussie's finale. I mean, she's probably already bitter that Australia's NTM is lightyears ahead from the original ANTM (seriously, the Aussie's do it waaaay better and bigger! Youtube it.), so this is no bueno for her. I'm sensing another "Kiss my fat ass" moment coming real soon!!
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