anthony vaccarello x versus versace fall/winter 2015!

After Donatella jizzed over Anthony Vaccarello's Spring 2015 capsule collection, the Medusa herself made him the permanent creative director for Versus Versace and bada-bing-bada-boom his first legit collection came out with a fancy unveiling party in London-which I know is confusing since it's not in Italia but you'll see why after you click play.

I'm guessing their inspiration story goes a little like this: see a sexy Versace siren (Karlie Kloss-she looks like she gets down on the down-low.) got ditched by Kate Moss & one of those Gatwick London grunge alley rocker's offered her an uber ride and then they had a crumpet infused one night stand and this is what their dirty parts created. And I’m not mad at it! Well, actually I'm a bit mad because we were promised 17 pieces and I was thinking maybe the bambinos would get 17 of our own but no dice: we got 4 total looks. The first two featured guy jackets are bit too Hellraiser for me but I can head back to them come Halloween time. Now, the ladies got some pretty cool plaid laden getups (not shown below but in the vid) that I thought would translate over into a rad menswear counterpart but whatever... at least we got kilts! I can fuck with kilts any day, so I call this a win for us. 

You can head on over to Versus Versace online to peep and buy if you have a sugar daddy/mommy the collection.

Peace, Mothalovahs!

- R.

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the men and rihanna's sparkly titties @ the cfda awards!

Last night was the Shine Bright Like Two Titties: the Rihanna Story Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards. All the fashion who-ha's gathered around as the best of the best were honored for their contributions to the fashionsphere. Rightful winners included professional blue-steele face wearer Señor Tom Ford as the recipient of the Geoffrey Beene Lifetime Achievement Award, Womenswear Designer of the Year went to fortune cookie Joseph Altuzarra, NYC's favorite beanie-babies Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen won the Accessories Designer of the Year for The Row, and Anna Wintour held on to the Fashion Icon Award for dear life before Rihanna in her 230,000 Swavorski crystal covered lady parts took it away. 

While more of the attention goes to the ladies of the night, the gents weren't far behind them in their menswear game. Here are my favorite homies that killed it last night on the red carpet ho-stroll. 

Tom Ford in Tom Ford

Brad Goreski in Thom Browne

Nick Wooster in Thom Browne

Mr. Thom Browne in Thom Browne

Menswear Designer of the Year Award winners Maxwell Osborne an Dao-Yi Chow of Public School with Captain America's nemesis Sebastian Stan

Gilles Mendel in ? (whatever it is, it's awesome!)

Band of Outsider's designer Scott Sternberg

And because there's no better pair (wait, threesome?) than titties and crystals, here's Rihanna channeling her inner Great Gatsby speakeasy harlot.

For more of the winners and to catch the entire awards show head on over to CFDA.COM!

image(s) via style.com, gq.com, the googles, and I don't remember where else.

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ethel vaughn s/s 2012 mens & womens lookbook snaps.

"ETHEL VAUGHN is ...urban avant-garde, color, every day life and extroverted classic. The pieces show strong and sensual women and spirited and casual men – always modern, curious and open-minded." - Ethel Vaughn

Get more Ethel Vaughn here. 

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you would also have this face if you thought you were getting lace, pearls, and fancy coco chanel things and instead got dread locks, heavy ass bling, and heroine slut eye makeup.

LAUGH.
(But, I'd be the first to rock the grave-yard-cry-of-Coco out of this!!)

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who does Monsieur Vuitton Spring 2012 more justice?

 VS.

Hands down, the LV retrospective in the homage to Marc Jacobs article in January's VOGUE U.S. wins this battle for me. LV's campaign makes me just wanna buy some cotton candy and murder a Strawberry Shortcake doll with it. Yeah, kinda sucks when you shell out million$ for an ad campaign that gets creamed by a magazine. But to be fair, it is VOGUE and we all know the power of Coddington- aka the real HBIC of Vogue US - is beyond supreme. 

Better luck next campaign season, LV.

image(s) via Vogue U.S. and Louis Vuitton

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ex stasis- the erotic embodiment of givenchy.

I have failed the fashion pantheon because I have no freaking idea how this spread escaped my grasps entirely. As a matter of fact I don't know how I didn't snatch up the whole October issue of Dazed & Confused because apparently it was guest edited by Riccardo Tisci and we all know what a dark beauty mastermind he is. I must have had a temporary lobotomy because that's the only reason I can think of for not having had this all up on my fashion radar. I need to load up on those Omega 5's, or is it 3? I probably need all of them.

Anywho, get ready for a hauntingly hedonistic ode to Givenchy, mothalovahs!

Bra-the EVIL-O to photog Matthew Stone and stylist Katy England!!! This is the manifestation of my dark and twisted fantasies all wrapped up in a murderous array of intermixed Givenchy collections. I can't stop staring, I can't stop clenching my fists in glory, I can't stop biting my lips in orgasm... I can't stop being lewdly poSseSsEd by this editorial. I really hope that as punishment for not acknowledging the existence of this spread that THE Givenchy gang of Willy Cartier, Chris Moore, Clifford Mamotte, Hyacinthe de Geyer dOrth, Kasia Struss, Lea T., Mariacarla Boscono, and Saskia de Brauwthat haunt me in all my dreams from here on out. It's harsh but I deserve it. Really. I do. Please!?!!

I'm currently on the hunt for this edition, so if you know the whereabouts of one, send me a smoke signal/Harry Pottter owl message/travel back to prehistoric time and leave a cave painting for me to find in our present time or I guess you can just e-mail me.

image(s) via Dazed & Confused

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