"I'm awesome because I am not afraid to fall,
nor ashamed to stumble.
Because I never wanted to be beautiful,
and I never pretended to be."

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

saint laurent = my dark and twisted dreams!

Lately I've been drawn to the darkside, which is weird since 1) I'm usually all about crazy colors and patterns and 2) I've never ever been the same since watching The Craft when I was in middle school so the last thing I want to do is remind myself how terrified I am of psycho Nancy! But damn it, when Hedi Slimane makes such awesomely dark creations for Saint Laurent Fall 2014, you gotta howl at the moon! It is October after all and if ever there were a month to be haunted it would be now! So for now, I guess I'll give into my dark and twisted dreams!!

Here are some of my favorite conjured badboys that are currently being curated over at Farfetch.com!

Square Print Shirt:

Contrast Sewatshirt:

 Snakeskin Print Shirt:

Sleeveless Biker Jacket:

Buckled High Top Sneaker:

Contrast Biker Jacket:

I'm definitely thinking it's a piratescult-life for this chap... but definitely not the death Koolaid kind, I'm thinking more like Skull and Bones... what's up, George W. Bush & hello, future illuminati membership!! :)

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Monday, October 13, 2014

mini brad kroenig lands CHANEL cruise 2015 ad campaign with my puerto rican lover joan smalls!


Little Hudson Kroenig is no stranger to the fashionsphere as we've seen him time and time again strut his little swagger alongside his male model legend dad Brad Kroenig on the CHANEL runway... so it's about time the little dude got some ad campaign lensing from Lagerfeld! Not only does the kiddo look like a bonafide lounging master but hommie got to hang around with the incomparable and sexy-can-I official title holder, Joan Smalls! This kid is quite possibly the coolest 6 year old on the playground in the entire world! Hell, he's a lot cooler then me and I've once sat two rows behind Jimmy Fallon at an off-broadway show about Russian clowns! Ok, maybe that's not a good example of my cool factor and something I should probably keep to myself. The Middle-Eastern resort themed ad campaign is reLUXing (I just made that up; relaxing in a luxe way) and makes me want to head to Dubai to practice my professional fancy couch-potato skills. Also, it's always awesome to see a beautiful Latina take the face of a global and prestigious maison like that of CHANEL. I may not always see normal eyes to beady eyes with Lagerfeld but this time I'll tip my hat forward to him!









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Thursday, July 31, 2014

converse & missoni are making lovechildrenshoes once again!

American shoe legend Converse and fame Italian fashion house Missoni have rolled in the bushes together yet again for a new line of awesomely zig-zagged Chuck Taylor's! This time around the duo has decided to bless us with what looks to me like a vintage-esque pastel hued collection of badboys in high and low tops. 


With a pricing range of $85-$100, not only will you not have to commit first degree murder to your piggybank but it's a damn steal for anything Missoni-mind you, a Missoni scarf costs close to $200! Even better is the sheer fact that these babies will be within reach as it's slated to sell at a Nordstrom near you come August 4th!!! But just like the last 7 collabs, you better act quick! They sell out faster than a Native American headdress for Coachella and will end up on ebay for a bagillion bucks more- both to which I say, NO.GRACIAS!! August 4th. Nordstrom. Be there! I will.





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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

want to get that male model hair... here's the secret weapon!

That male model hair! You know... the one that's universal as it can go from looking awesomely got-out-of-bed disheveled to prim & proper like Mr. Gatsby in two seconds, the one that you scour around fashion glossies and save it on your phone so you can show it to your hair person. Yup, THAT one! And in my case, my male model hairspiration is none other than  my dopleganger seƱorito Sean O'pry.

But what happens after you get the right hair cut? Do you think it's going to automatically bing bang boom itself into model hair? Not yet. You need product! Really awesome hair product! And after years of rummaging around the hair styling product shelves, you can thank me because I've zoned in on the one hair product that will make you look like your coiffed hair #mcm!

Drum roll please...

This baby has been around since 1925 and even though it was first made for the African-American market, it has become a staple for anybody who enjoys classically cool hair. I've gone through fancy-schmancy designer hair wax/pomade ranging from $15-$40, heck I once even paid 60 buckaroos for an imported Swedish one, but they've all flopped in comparison to Murray's which comes out to less than $3 at any drug and convenience store! It gives you an incredible hold (the flexibility depends on how much you put in), lasting Viagra-like volume, it gives you a nice little shine (which I think is great after I blow-dry my hair first), and I personally enjoy it's mild pomadey smell. Now it does tend to be a little greasy, so a little definitely goes A LONG way (my tin lasts about 5-6 months). Murray's is definitely the way to go and not to toot my own horn but I constantly get compliments, even from strangers, that my hair looks awesome. I'm telling you, Murray's is the hair crack of the hair product world! Get some!

And just for a little fun, here's my personal hair styling tips:
1. After wetting my hair, I add in a volume mousse (Aussie is my go to but anything will do, even a        sports/flexible hair gel) and then I blow dry it while combing backwards simultaneously.
2. Now depending on how I want to style my hair, I use a man flat iron on certain sections and pull up and curve back to create backwards waves (the more waves, the more texture you'll get).
3. I get an index finger tips worth of Murray's, warm it up in my palms to make it pliable, and then work it through my hair.
4. I lock it all with any hairspray I can find- but usually a high hold one so my style can last all day.

Currently I'm rocking a hair cut that allows me the flexibility of either styling my hair 1. semi-messy & laid-back or 2. styling it formally for when I like to pretend Mr. Gatsby has invited me over for whiskey and poker.

Here's 1:

Trick: after moussing, blow drying, and flat ironing random sections (do the front, some sections in the middle, and some in the back; remember it's about creating texture), and warming up the pomade in your palms, just work through your hair and style by using your fingers as a comb, finish off with a flexible-hold hairspray, and taadaaa you'll get that "I woke up like this & spent 2 seconds on my hair because I'm THAT cool" look. 

Here's 2:

Trick: Repeat the same moussing & blow drying but when it comes to flat ironing just do the front because you're going for a smooth one-stroke with no texture look. Then after applying Murray's all you have to do is finish it off by using an actual comb for an even lift and swoop. Finish off with a high hold hairspray to last you all day.

So there you have it motherlovahs, how to get that male model hairstyle with my now-not-so-secret-weapon, Murray's Pomade. Now go on and try it out for yourself! 


P.S. 
Again, Murray's Pomade is available at pretty much ANY drugstore or convenience store! 






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Monday, July 28, 2014

hat-topian; a thom brown + stephen jones editorial collab!

Back in January Thom Browne hooked up with famed fancy-hat-maker  milliner Stephen Jones (who has worked for the likes of Dior Haute Couture, Louis Vuitton, John Galliano & Donna Karan) to create some pretty glorious hunter-meets-the-hunted headgear for TB's Fall 2014 Menswear collection in Paris. 
The creative pair has been sitting at the cool-kids table ever since their debut in Paris, so much so that they just had their own exhibition over in China at asian luxury mecca Joyce Boutique. And since they're not about to consciously uncouple any time soon, they've cranked out a little editorial project entitled "Dystopian".  


And no there's nada wrong with your computer or your eyes, there's some purposeful pixelating coolness going on. I guess I should've warned you beforehand because I personally dumped my coffee thinking I had put too much Bailey's in it when I first saw the photos, sorries. I for one enjoyed the wooly distressed and raw seams that were prevalent in Thom Browne's fall gear and now that summer is half way over, it's swell to have something to look forward to once the colder days come. 





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Wednesday, July 16, 2014

caliente! v mag shows off model skin for their fall 2014 preview covers!

Hot dayummmmm! Open up a window because it's sizzling up in here with Matthew Terry, Bridget Malcom, Emily Didonato, my doppleganger Sean O'pry, Joan Smalls, Aurellien Muller, Clark Bockleman and Amanda Murphy for the 90th edition of V Magazine covers. It's supposed to be the preview edition of the Fall 2014 fashion gear to come but Mario Testino is letting it be known that it's no longer just about having a banging beach bod for the summer but also being in tiptop tantalizing form for the colder months as well!! Sexy never takes a break!


Via: V Magazone
Editorial: Fall Preview 2014 Covers
Photographer: Mario Testino
Stylist: ?
Models: Matthew Terry, Bridget Malcom, Emily Didonato, my doppleganger Sean O'pry, Joan Smalls, Aurellien Muller, Clark Bockleman and Amanda Murphy







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paisley + flowers = I need this MSGM sweatttteerrrrrrrr!!!

Living in San Francisco, we get our unfair share of windy and gray days during the summer. But it's never insanely cold that you need something heavy. Instead a nice light comfortable sweater that will keep you from shaking like a polaroid picture will do just fine. But you also need something joyous that feeds into the awesomeness that is summer. Without further adieu, let me introduce you to this radtastic MSGM Floral and Paisley Print Sweater from Farfetch!
On sale from farfetch.com for $372.02 $186.01!!!
Coming right after my last post, I'm on a print and #FLOBRO jive & this mashup of paisley and floral just adds fuel to that fire. For some, I know it may be a bit loud but hey, it's summer time and it's the perfect time to venture into something funkier and fresh!

Btw, head on over to FARFETCH.COM asap!! Not only do they have a ridiculous selection of designer goods but they're currently having an insane sale featuring over 2,000 designers!! Get some!






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editorial files: from gucci to raf simons to dries van noten... mr. & mrs. tom mag adds to the #FLOBRO movement!


It is absolutely no surprise that I'm a strong supporter and benefactor of the #Flo(ral)Bro(ther) movement, especially when the summer rays are at its peak. So I have to give it to Mr. & Mrs. Tom, a quarterly published online fashion magazine, to feed my summer print obsession. Stylist Kevin Harres brought out only the best #FLOBRO pieces from the s/s 2014 collections to make such a stellar editorial staring Stefan Pollman.


LONG LIVE THE #FLOBRO MOVEMENT!!

To check out the latest edition of Mr. & Mrs. Tom Magazine click here.


Via: MR. & MRS. TOM MAG
Editorial: Hello Mr. Tom
Photographer: Sam Bisso
Stylist: Kevin Harres
Models: Stefan Pollman






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